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Cynical Stickers ~ bumper stickers expressing humorous, crude, offensive, obnoxious, and sarcastic slogans. Not for the faint of heart! Cynical Stickers has the bumper stickers that say what you really want to say. No more of the same old "Hang up and drive." Tell it like it is!
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Stephen Colbert for President!

On October 16th 2007, Stephen Colbert announced his intentions to run for President. During the broadcast he mentioned several alternative sticker designs, which we now carry! See all Stephen Colbert '08 stickers > >

New Stickers

New Stickers
Newly-created stickers are posted here.

Stephen Colbert for President

Stephen Colbert for President
NEW! On October 16th 2007, Stephen Colbert announced his intentions to run for the office of President of the United States. Check out the new stickers!

Stickers vs. Magnets

Stickers vs. Magnets
These stickers open up a can of whoop ass on those damn ribbon magnets. Long live good old reliable bumper stickers!

Stewart/Colbert '08

Stewart/Colbert '08
Our bestselling Stewart/Colbert '08 design in four different styles. Express your outrage with humor!

Stewart/Colbert Women's & Jr.'s

Stewart/Colbert Women's & Jr.'s
An assortment of women's and junior's Long Sleeve Shirts, T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Hoodies, and other apparel featuring our election parody Stewart/Colbert '08 design.

Colbert/Stewart Women's & Jr.'s

Colbert/Stewart Women's & Jr.'s
An assortment of women's and junior's Long Sleeve Shirts, T-Shirts, Tank Tops, Hoodies, and other apparel featuring our election parody Colbert/Stewart '08 design.

Stewart/Colbert Men's

Stewart/Colbert Men's
An assortment of men's Long Sleeve Shirts, T-Shirts, Hoodies, and other apparel featuring our election parody Stewart/Colbert '08 design.

Colbert/Stewart Men's

Colbert/Stewart Men's
An assortment of men's Long Sleeve Shirts, T-Shirts, Hoodies, and other apparel featuring our election parody Colbert/Stewart '08 design.

Stewart/Colbert Kid's

Stewart/Colbert Kid's
An assortment of kid's Long Sleeve Shirts, T-Shirts, Hoodies, and other apparel featuring our election parody Stewart/Colbert '08 design.

Colbert/Stewart Kid's

Colbert/Stewart Kid's
An assortment of kid's Long Sleeve Shirts, T-Shirts, Hoodies, and other apparel featuring our election parody Colbert/Stewart '08 design.

Political & World Issues

Political & World Issues
Politics and world issues are often very serious problems we face as a species, so let's generate as much cynicism as possible!

Cell Phones

Cell Phones
Cell phone use among our population has grown seriously out of hand.

Sex & Drugs

Sex & Drugs
Stickers about America's two favorite pasttimes.

Oh, the Humanity!

Oh, the Humanity!
Stickers ribbing our favorite species - US!

America Five-O

America Five-O
Stickers honoring our favorite protectors, crime stoppers, and racist trigger-happy lawmen with a Napoleon complex.

Men, Guns, and Trucks

Men, Guns, and Trucks
Our psychology of "bigger, louder, faster" isn't always the right attitude to have.

Stickers vs. Stickers

Stickers vs. Stickers
These stickers declare war on some of the other more popular bumper stickers that have grown so lame that they beg to be made fun of.

Christianity & Religion

Christianity & Religion
We happen to believe religion is an outdated crutch that people use when they don't want to answer life's questions for themselves.

Inside Jokes

Inside Jokes
Stickers to make other people think you know something they don't.

Miscellaneous Cynicism

Miscellaneous Cynicism
Stickers that don't really fit in any other category.


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  • Looking for custom stickers or t-shirts?
    We're happy to create products with your own slogan.
    Turnaround usually in 24 hours or less.
    E-mail webmaster@cynicalstickers.com for details.